(if you get that, a virtual smooch for you)
Yes indeed, Carrie Prejean is now claiming that
there is no biblical restriction against getting a boob job. You know what - technically, she's right. It does say no tattoos, but I guess
technically we can let tit jobs slide. Know what else is not in the Bible? A round fucking planet. Gene therapy. Nanotechnology. Stem cells. Black holes. Plate tectonics. A crapload of other sciencey stuff.
Know what's hunky dory in the Bible? Slavery. Genocide. Bludgeoning babies to death on rocks. Bears mauling kids for being bratty. A host of other nonsensical & immoral crud.
But hey! You really got us with your wacky biblical loophole, Carrie! Those Bronze Age authors didn't have the foresight to make a commandment against you getting bags of saline implanted into your scrawny chest. Such a scholar you are!
Next, please honor us with your biblical commentary on oh, say, in vitro fertilization?
Gee, it's enough to make a heathen feel sorry for Christians when the likes of this nimrod speak publicly.
attention religious beauty queens:

funny Larry King reaction gifs


It seems like Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean, et al are here to stay unless they're caught on camera doing a postpartum abortion on a dozen toddlers or some shit. Get comfy, because I think we're in for years of the new conservative woman wisdom, which will leave much of the country doing this-